WHAT?
How will that be fresh for tomorrow? You need fresher titfer millernery!
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 30 Mar 2007, 15:42,
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Primula cheese spread keeps as long out of the fridge
for the same amount of time as semen . . .
for the obvious reason
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Fri 30 Mar 2007, 15:45,
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Read the fine print
it does, but not on hats!
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 30 Mar 2007, 15:52,
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