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# Once, a traveler dropped a knife to the ground without noticing.
A man saw this happen, and ran up to the man and said 'Master, you have dropped your knife!'

The traveller thanked the man and give him a small wooden horse as a token of thanks, with that he left on his journey.

The man held up the small wooden horse to the sunlight, 'Stupid twat'.

Arsepiss 3:12:16

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 1 Apr 2007, 0:01, archived)
# a lovely tale.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sun 1 Apr 2007, 0:03, archived)
# Can't wait for the mel gibson movie version
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 1 Apr 2007, 0:04, archived)
# truly inspirational
(I helped save b3ta! TheDiscoKing is the train station, Sun 1 Apr 2007, 0:11, archived)
# innit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 1 Apr 2007, 0:12, archived)
# Christian translation: burn nonbelievers.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sun 1 Apr 2007, 0:16, archived)
# clearly it's symbolic
and it means he should have kept the knife and stabbed him

then sold the horse as a sex slave

it's obviously written that way!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 1 Apr 2007, 0:20, archived)
# send it to the pope and have him interpret it for everyone.
i bet it'll be just that.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sun 1 Apr 2007, 0:23, archived)
# but first I'll translate it into the original latin
I mean greek

I mean hebrew

I mean babylonian

I mean egyptian

I mean summarian

I'm sure nothing could possibly get confused along the way, I mean, clearly it's the word of god
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 1 Apr 2007, 0:27, archived)