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# I wish I had a microwave
so I cood engage in such things for breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:56, archived)
# I hate curry
I hate cockerels.
I hate microwave food.
I hate cockerels
I hate my dog from dragging me along the floor by my dressing gown.
I hate cockerels.

I am emo.
(I helped save b3ta! Wiggle nom, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:59, archived)
# that's beautiful
all you need now is floppy hair obscuring the vision of one eye

and you can set up a crappy band site on myspace
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:01, archived)
# I could only wish
My hair is currently cut in fashionable 'butch lesbian' style.

I also hate hairdressers.

I'm in a foul mood today.
(I helped save b3ta! Wiggle nom, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:03, archived)
# I'm in a great mood
which of course means something unpleasant is going to happen :D

just have it cut long

everyone should have long hippy hair :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:05, archived)
# On a farm by the sounds of it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:03, archived)
# Middle of a pissing estate.
Surrounded by odd men and their cocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Wiggle nom, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:05, archived)