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# they're looking at me...

odd source pic
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:42, archived)
# find an oasis, woman!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:45, archived)
# Woman of Arabia morelike
hmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:46, archived)
# Woman, Queen of The Desert....
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:48, archived)
# I'm not quite sure I know what 'they' are
and I think I like it that way
(I helped save b3ta! Wiggle nom, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:46, archived)
# 'ning wiggles!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:49, archived)
# *mumbles*
Who the hell owns a bloody cockerel in the middle of an estate. Waking me up at 6:30am ensuring I get only 2 hours sleep. WHO?!

I expect an answer.
(I helped save b3ta! Wiggle nom, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:53, archived)
# people should keep their cocks quiet
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:54, archived)
# indeed
well done that man for having such a vigorous cock but there's no need for it to emit such a high level of noise pollution!

"silly man! reduce your cock volume!"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:55, archived)
# hahahaha
needs a Leningrad style comic cover....
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:58, archived)
# yes, where is that witty human
I gained amusement from his comic covers, I'd like to know where you can find a load of these things on the net so I can make a pale impersonation of them

then walk off in shame because I've got hummus blight
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:00, archived)
# there'll be some crazy bastard with a back garden farm in a shed
they probably stand in the middle of the road with a shotgun too, remaining perfectly still for several hours at a time
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:54, archived)
# There is a man
who shoot cats down the road.
(I helped save b3ta! Wiggle nom, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:59, archived)
# what!!!
nasty bad man!

he needs to be shooted himself
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:00, archived)
# I'm picturing that as him holding a gun that fires cats down a road.
I rather like it.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:07, archived)
# pussycannon
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:08, archived)
# 'ning all
what's happening on this lovely blue sky day of impending doom :D

*sips tea*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:52, archived)
# onion and poppyseed bagel with welsh goats cheese, chives and garlic
and a LARGE mug of coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:53, archived)
# I think you mean
leftover curry that was in the microwave.
(I helped save b3ta! Wiggle nom, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:54, archived)
# I wish I had a microwave
so I cood engage in such things for breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:56, archived)
# I hate curry
I hate cockerels.
I hate microwave food.
I hate cockerels
I hate my dog from dragging me along the floor by my dressing gown.
I hate cockerels.

I am emo.
(I helped save b3ta! Wiggle nom, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:59, archived)
# that's beautiful
all you need now is floppy hair obscuring the vision of one eye

and you can set up a crappy band site on myspace
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:01, archived)
# I could only wish
My hair is currently cut in fashionable 'butch lesbian' style.

I also hate hairdressers.

I'm in a foul mood today.
(I helped save b3ta! Wiggle nom, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:03, archived)
# I'm in a great mood
which of course means something unpleasant is going to happen :D

just have it cut long

everyone should have long hippy hair :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:05, archived)
# On a farm by the sounds of it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:03, archived)
# Middle of a pissing estate.
Surrounded by odd men and their cocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Wiggle nom, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:05, archived)
# mm, that's one of the best
almost as good as last night's pizza
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:57, archived)
# Ooh.. cold pizza
Lovely
(I helped save b3ta! le brian, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:59, archived)
# I am not familiar with this "last nights pizza"
as I manage to eat the whole damn thing "last night"

hmm, pizza
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:02, archived)
# You need to buy two pizzas
and put one in the fridge for the following morning
(I helped save b3ta! le brian, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:11, archived)
# that's a cunning plan
and almost affordable

as, unlike in the deep south, one can still get a pizza for under 6 quid here

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:31, archived)
# I woke up to find a 3cm cut on my forehead
Which wouldn't be so bad if I could explain it. It wasn't there last night.

I think I must be a sleep-emo.
(I helped save b3ta! le brian, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:02, archived)
# sleemo?
maybe it's just the demons of the night or aliens just sexing you when you are asleep and getting a bit overexcited
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:03, archived)
# you need to cut your nails!
or buy some baby glove things that stops them from scratching themselves

*failed child-development*
(I helped save b3ta! Wiggle nom, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:05, archived)
# i'm sorry about that
i've been meaning to file down the rather sharp zip on my stalking catsuit for ages, it won't happen again, a 30 degree wash should get rid of the stain on your pillow.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:07, archived)
# Ah
I wondered where that had come from
(I helped save b3ta! le brian, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:11, archived)
# theycomminnagetya!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:17, archived)