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# or have a tongue like a joint of ham


...messy
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:46, archived)
# if you have a tongue like a joint of ham I would suggest suicide and donation to the science museum.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:47, archived)
# i feel like that 99% of the time
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:50, archived)
# And the other 1%
Oooooh, two pints is on.


See? I get to hate myself too.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:52, archived)
# it becomes 100% if i watch 2 pints of shandy and a packet of pork scratchings
what a dreadfully shonky pile of horse toss that is
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:56, archived)
# I love it though
And pork scratchings.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:56, archived)
# i love pigs toenails
but only like the first 3....the rest of the packet becomes a chore very quickly
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:58, archived)
# Nah, better and better!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 23:01, archived)