All those things you listedUpdate: I turned off automatic update. Not hard.
Viruses: Only ever had one in my entire 12 years of PC ownership. One. Took me 15 minutes to get rid of too with no data loss.
Settings: That's bollocks.
Automatic config: Tell it not to. I've never had Windows hijack my own settings.
Ages to load things: Bullshit plain and simple.
System tray: Click on the top of it and pull it down. Not complicated shit.
Basically what you're telling me is you don't have the slightest clue so you gave up.
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Viruses: Only ever had one in my entire 12 years of PC ownership. One. Took me 15 minutes to get rid of too with no data loss.
Settings: That's bollocks.
Automatic config: Tell it not to. I've never had Windows hijack my own settings.
Ages to load things: Bullshit plain and simple.
System tray: Click on the top of it and pull it down. Not complicated shit.
Basically what you're telling me is you don't have the slightest clue so you gave up.
Ah, right, so I'm just lying?Obviously I'm making up my experiences with Windows machines. Even with automatic updates switched off, I get nagging messages ("you've turned off automatic updates! Your machine is at risk!"), my mother-in-law's XP laptop always changes the settings for wireless access (ironically, it decides to forget it's been set to "allow Windows to configure network access" or whatever it says) and while it allowed me to disable some startup items, it demands I reinstate them before I can reboot. Doubtless some IT spod will tell me how to fix all these thing, by surprisingly, my mother-in-law doesn't have a sysadmin in her employ. Bill Gates sells the means of using consumer electronics, but then makes it damned difficult to use them as you want if you happen to be just a consumer.
That's the one thing those crappy Mitchell and Webb ads got right. The MacBook worked out of the box - perfectly. Windows laptop? Literally hours of arsing around and it still isn't right. Consumer electronics my arse!
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Tue 10 Apr 2007, 18:15,
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That's the one thing those crappy Mitchell and Webb ads got right. The MacBook worked out of the box - perfectly. Windows laptop? Literally hours of arsing around and it still isn't right. Consumer electronics my arse!
