they're the world's most awesome fighting team(they're really hip)
They're the heroes in the half shell and they're green
(check me out)
croooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow
(I'm different)
If your wondering how he eats and breathes, and other science facts,
Just repeat to yourself 'It's just a show,
I should really just relax
For Mystery Science Theater 3000.'
(spot the sly mixing on the theme tunes there)
(They're the heroes in the half shell and they're green
(check me out)
croooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow
(I'm different)
If your wondering how he eats and breathes, and other science facts,
Just repeat to yourself 'It's just a show,
I should really just relax
For Mystery Science Theater 3000.'
(spot the sly mixing on the theme tunes there)
Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:45,
archived)