HEY YOU KNOW THE GUY FROM THE CARTOON WITH THE THINGS ON HIS HEAD? I SAW THIS MAN WHO LOOKED JUST LIKE HIM AND HE FELL ON HIS ASS AND HIS DICK BROKE OFF. I WAS STANDING NEXT TO HIM AND I WAS LIKE "LOL" AND HE WAS MAD. SO I SAID "GO SHIT ON MY DICK ASSHOLE". HE THEN SAT DOWN AND CRIED. I WALKED AWAY KNOWING I WOULD END UP HEARING MORE ABOUT IT LATER. I WALKED ALL THE WAY HOME AND WATCHED FRAISER ON TV, I HADN'T SEEN THE EPISODE BEFORE SO IT WAS COOL, AND THEN MY CAT BROKE MY MICROPHONE, HE CHEWED THE WIRE AND I GOT MAD AND STARTED YELLING AT THEN CAT, I SUDDENLY REALIZED I WAS YELLING AT A CAT, AS IF IT HAD ANY IDEA WHAT THE forget WAS UP. I FELL ASLEEP ON THE COUCH, I WOKE UP IN DARKNESS, I COULDN'T MOVE, I COULDNT SPEAK, AND THEN I STARTED TO REALIZE I WAS MOVING, I COULD FEEL THE ROAD UNDER ME. AFTER LONG ENOUGH I SAW A DOOR OPEN, WHICH THEN MADE ME SEE I WAS IN THE BACK OF A TRUCK. NOW THAT LIGHT SHONE THROUGH INTO THE TRUCK, I COULD SEE AROUND ME A LITTLE, I LOOKED AROUND AND SAW THAT I WAS I HAD BEEN STRAPPED DOWN AND TIED WITH ROPE ONTO SOME KIND OF BED, I LOOKED AROUND ME AND SAW THERE WHERE MORE PEOPLE, SOME WHERE AWAKE LIKE ME AND UNABLE TO TALK OR MOVE, SOME WHERE ASLEEP OR MAYBE DEAD, I COULDN'T TELL. MEN WITH SYRINGES WALKED INTO THE TRUCK AND GAVE SHOTS TO EVERYONE WHO WAS AWAKE INCLUDING MYSELF, I FELL ASLEEP AGAIN. THEN SOMEONE STOLE MY PIZZA.
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Sat 21 Apr 2007, 9:12,
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This reminds me of todayWhen I went for a walk. I walked for a couple of hours until I was in a suburb where I didn't know where I was.
I stepped into someone's front yard and started hacking up their rose bush. They came outside and asked what I was doing and I said FUCK YOU, MAN.
He got all pissed off but went back inside when I started kicking his garbage bin.
(I stepped into someone's front yard and started hacking up their rose bush. They came outside and asked what I was doing and I said FUCK YOU, MAN.
He got all pissed off but went back inside when I started kicking his garbage bin.
gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Sat 21 Apr 2007, 9:22,
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