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[challenge entry] B3TAs fault.
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From the 9/11 Conspiracies challenge. See all 387 entries (closed)

(mcliberal8 is a pig in lipstick, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 8:21, archived)
# 'cant even make jokes about'
try vtech.
srsly I cant think of any vtech jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 8:23, archived)
# I'M LISTENING
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 8:51, archived)
# oh, hi dr crane
nobody likes me and i want to die, what do i do, fraiser?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 8:55, archived)
# Stop being so needy and you will be ok, patient#1.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 8:58, archived)
# wow, thanks dr fraiser crane
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 9:11, archived)
#
HEY YOU KNOW THE GUY FROM THE CARTOON WITH THE THINGS ON HIS HEAD? I SAW THIS MAN WHO LOOKED JUST LIKE HIM AND HE FELL ON HIS ASS AND HIS DICK BROKE OFF. I WAS STANDING NEXT TO HIM AND I WAS LIKE "LOL" AND HE WAS MAD. SO I SAID "GO SHIT ON MY DICK ASSHOLE". HE THEN SAT DOWN AND CRIED. I WALKED AWAY KNOWING I WOULD END UP HEARING MORE ABOUT IT LATER. I WALKED ALL THE WAY HOME AND WATCHED FRAISER ON TV, I HADN'T SEEN THE EPISODE BEFORE SO IT WAS COOL, AND THEN MY CAT BROKE MY MICROPHONE, HE CHEWED THE WIRE AND I GOT MAD AND STARTED YELLING AT THEN CAT, I SUDDENLY REALIZED I WAS YELLING AT A CAT, AS IF IT HAD ANY IDEA WHAT THE forget WAS UP. I FELL ASLEEP ON THE COUCH, I WOKE UP IN DARKNESS, I COULDN'T MOVE, I COULDNT SPEAK, AND THEN I STARTED TO REALIZE I WAS MOVING, I COULD FEEL THE ROAD UNDER ME. AFTER LONG ENOUGH I SAW A DOOR OPEN, WHICH THEN MADE ME SEE I WAS IN THE BACK OF A TRUCK. NOW THAT LIGHT SHONE THROUGH INTO THE TRUCK, I COULD SEE AROUND ME A LITTLE, I LOOKED AROUND AND SAW THAT I WAS I HAD BEEN STRAPPED DOWN AND TIED WITH ROPE ONTO SOME KIND OF BED, I LOOKED AROUND ME AND SAW THERE WHERE MORE PEOPLE, SOME WHERE AWAKE LIKE ME AND UNABLE TO TALK OR MOVE, SOME WHERE ASLEEP OR MAYBE DEAD, I COULDN'T TELL. MEN WITH SYRINGES WALKED INTO THE TRUCK AND GAVE SHOTS TO EVERYONE WHO WAS AWAKE INCLUDING MYSELF, I FELL ASLEEP AGAIN. THEN SOMEONE STOLE MY PIZZA.
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(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 9:12, archived)
# This reminds me of today
When I went for a walk. I walked for a couple of hours until I was in a suburb where I didn't know where I was.

I stepped into someone's front yard and started hacking up their rose bush. They came outside and asked what I was doing and I said FUCK YOU, MAN.

He got all pissed off but went back inside when I started kicking his garbage bin.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 9:22, archived)
# hahah.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 9:25, archived)
# Find a con man and give him all your money along with your mother in-law. Patient #2
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 9:13, archived)
# hahahahaha *click*
i dont mind this one!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 8:26, archived)
# bindun, sorry.
but points for trying.

time i went to bed. 'night all.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 8:32, archived)
# G'night PB!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 8:33, archived)
# hmmm
don't remember when
(I helped save b3ta! undergroundmonkey Kernt, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 8:34, archived)
# G'night Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 8:36, archived)
# Cya, sleep well.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 8:37, archived)
# time i woke up
'night and 'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 8:42, archived)
# 'Ning
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 8:59, archived)
# how's it going chief?
long time etc.
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 9:17, archived)
# not bad.
Needs Teh Quo in the background perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 8:38, archived)
# Woo
The worrying thing about this compo is
www.b3ta.com/board/7108894
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 11:25, archived)