Warning: Croissant is a choke hazard.
Not suitable for children under 3 months.
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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB.,
Thu 26 Apr 2007, 9:32,
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champagne also not suitable for children under 3 months
you can't give a baby booze
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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?,
Thu 26 Apr 2007, 9:45,
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