ha!
Keep a tissue in each pocket to soak up sweat - for a nice dry handshake.
Make sure you have a piss first.
Have a glass of water in the interview so you don't dry up - but don't choke!
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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat,
Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:57,
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Take a
coffee percolator with you, the smell will clinch the deal...oh no that's seling a house.
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Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece,
Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:02,
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