Right...
I've an interview on Tuesday for a new job. I've not been to an interview in quite some time so any tips on how to conduct oneself?
I guess kneeling down and begging is not done these days...
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:49,
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I guess kneeling down and begging is not done these days...
Don't
curl one out on the interviewer's desk... don't guff, be nice, give them £10.. erm, works for me....
edit: slight jack: I need a table of MP3 sizes, compression ratios, all that kinda shit, any suggestions? and yes, I've tried www.findityourfuckingself.com
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:50,
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edit: slight jack: I need a table of MP3 sizes, compression ratios, all that kinda shit, any suggestions? and yes, I've tried www.findityourfuckingself.com
Cheers
I did try google and the Fraunhofer site but they both came back a bit useless - I guess the lesson is I should have looked a little harder.... :)
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:02,
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I did that once
But they guy said, "I can cleary see you're nuts... you've not got the job."
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:52,
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for once..
the anal apostrophe police points out:
I can clearly see your nuts..
no apostrophe..
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:05,
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I can clearly see your nuts..
no apostrophe..
Hey now!
It was a play on words:
I can see you're nuts (because he's naked at a job interview)
I can see your nuts (because he's naked and can see his bollox).
See? No picking on anybody, anybody!
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:17,
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I can see you're nuts (because he's naked at a job interview)
I can see your nuts (because he's naked and can see his bollox).
See? No picking on anybody, anybody!
What?
The sympathy vote?
It in Aberdeen so I don't think I'll be able to make a good impression...
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:58,
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It in Aberdeen so I don't think I'll be able to make a good impression...
My friends husband
has an interview in Aberdeen next week. He's also got one in Bohn for a job in Berlin. What a choice..
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:01,
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This one may mean time in Paris
then north west Africa. Were theres a war on. Yay.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:04,
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In Aberdeen?
My family live there and I used to, where is the interview?
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:21,
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Technip Coflexip
Out in Westhill.
I used to live in Aberdeen - Littlejohn Street near Marschal College. And I went to University there.
Christ, glutton for punishment, that's me
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:29,
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I used to live in Aberdeen - Littlejohn Street near Marschal College. And I went to University there.
Christ, glutton for punishment, that's me
you could always try
weebl's bear trick.*
*I am actually going to do this on my last day because it is SO VERY cool. :)
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:52,
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*I am actually going to do this on my last day because it is SO VERY cool. :)
Ahahahaha!
You tie a number of teddy bears to a number of bits of string - then you tie the other end of each string to your belt and run into the room screaming "HELP HELP I'M BEING CHASED BY BEARS!"
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:55,
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that's fantastic
I wanna do it too.. I might resign just so I can..
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:56,
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That is the funniest thing I've heard all week
I'm gonna do that next month, asuming I get offered a new job next week.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:57,
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Pretend to be more confident than you are.
Shake their hands
Meet their gaze
Don't fidget
Comb your hair
No farting
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:53,
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Meet their gaze
Don't fidget
Comb your hair
No farting
ha!
Keep a tissue in each pocket to soak up sweat - for a nice dry handshake.
Make sure you have a piss first.
Have a glass of water in the interview so you don't dry up - but don't choke!
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:57,
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Make sure you have a piss first.
Have a glass of water in the interview so you don't dry up - but don't choke!
Take a
coffee percolator with you, the smell will clinch the deal...oh no that's seling a house.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:02,
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Positive.
Always give a positive reason for leaving and a reason for lookig at that particular job/company. Ambitious, but not over ambitious.
Give examples of particular project you've been responsible for from start to finsh and those that haven't quite worked with valid reasons why.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:56,
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Give examples of particular project you've been responsible for from start to finsh and those that haven't quite worked with valid reasons why.
Man boobs
don't have the same effect unless, of course, you want them to barf
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:02,
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Ah,
Reason for leaving work: redundancy
Reason for needing work: lack of money, despiration, addiction to B3TA
What gets my goat is that I'm well qualified, good at what I do and have risen to upper management. Now "they" only want up and comers so what happens to all us experienced chaps? Arse poo
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:01,
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Reason for needing work: lack of money, despiration, addiction to B3TA
What gets my goat is that I'm well qualified, good at what I do and have risen to upper management. Now "they" only want up and comers so what happens to all us experienced chaps? Arse poo