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# It's a non dog thing,
If you do something to piss a cat off. Warm kitty prezzie
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:08, archived)
# you never close your eyes anymore when you squeeze your shits

there's no tenderness like before when you get the squits

you're trying hard not to show it baby

but baby, baby i know it

you've lost that acid ringpiece, woah that acid ringpiece
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:16, archived)
# I'm not a veggie
But I generally only eat things I have personally have killed.

So everything from a bison to an emu to an alligator.

I hate the people that eat the thing that they buy in packets and can't live with the reality.

On another note. I misdialed a number today and got my ex's number instead. I had to sort out the number barring again just in case she called me back.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:23, archived)
# I'm no longer a veggie
But does planting perpetual spinach get you off the hook?
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Sat 5 May 2007, 2:28, archived)
# Asparagus . That's the bitch.
I once worked at a farm that grew it.

In one day you started picking it, and I'm not joking, when you got the the other end what you started picking had regrown.

It's meant to grow at an inch an hour!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:33, archived)
# Yum!
Wish I had room to grow!
I could eat that as fast as it grew....
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Sat 5 May 2007, 2:55, archived)