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# i stumbled across a picture of a cute animal,
and my first thought was 'let's do something fun with a picture of paris hilton'.
(ArchNemesis :(){ :|:& };:, Sun 6 May 2007, 3:42, archived)
# the only applicable reference to 'paris hilton' and 'fun'
at the moment is beheld in the eyes of a heavily tattooed, oily fisted penitentiary matron!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 6 May 2007, 3:56, archived)
# Joke (not funny but everyone should tell it until everyone's heard it anyway):
How can you tell when there's trash on the curb?






It usually honks to let the trash inside know that it's there.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 6 May 2007, 7:50, archived)
# HONKING TRASH? MADNESS!
HOOOOOOOONK
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 6 May 2007, 8:10, archived)
# What a skanky pussy!
The cat is rather mangy as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Poisoned Al R Tape loading error, 0:1, Sun 6 May 2007, 13:42, archived)