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# He got a right swipe across his
nose slicing it right open. It was his own fault, I'd told him to leave George alone countless times. George was just minding his own business on the stairs ( all of the stairs ) but Maximilian wanted to play. Only trouble was I had a brand new green regency suite delivered and Max bounced off every wall howling like a loon whilst spurting blood everywhere.

Science. Dobermans are the dumbest dogs ever. Only superceded in dumbness by me because I have another one now ( after my rottweiler died a few years back ).
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# i thought teh sceince had shown it was afghans (the dogs, not the people, obv)
i had a doberman briefly, as a child.
parents' friend bred them, and we got a nice chocolate brown doberman puppy.
unfortunately, the brown ones are sickly types and it died two months later
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 8 May 2007, 1:12, archived)
# Oh it's most likely afghans
and any of my science facts should never be taken as read. That's 100% of Fact.

They are dumb dogs though. My Rotty was the cleverest dog I've ever known and had a massive understanding of vocabulary. My current dog seems to understand 'walkies' 'din'dins' and 'what the fuck are you arrrrrggghh'. Anything other than that is met with the standard head tipped to one side 'wtfayboa' look.
my current half-wit

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