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# because ... because
you walked the lonely walk

through the valley of despair

once you appear at the other end, you are a changed man
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:13, archived)
# i froze your tears
and made a dagger
and stabbed it in my cock forever
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:14, archived)
# that's beautiful man
it's like

it's like.. this
I want a toasted cheese sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:23, archived)
# oooh!
Make it Blink!!
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:28, archived)
# that sort of thing requires more ability than I've got
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:29, archived)
# but you're
my new hero!!
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:30, archived)
# *pulls off pants*
A-HAAAAAAAA!!!

no, hang on, that's not right
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:32, archived)
# mmm
classy you wear pants
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:34, archived)
# but only on alternate days
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:37, archived)
# I might ink that
and animate it rolling down a hill with him blinking flies away and dodging trees. I might, or I might shampoo the bedroom carpet as per my orders. Time will tell.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:40, archived)
# do both
simultaneously
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:41, archived)
# I shall have the
arrangements made to get the Bissell shoved up may arse first thing in the morning ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:50, archived)
# and that's probably why you've been alowed to live till tomorrow
:D

hehe

tho quite how it's going to be able to clean the carpet in that state, I'm not sure
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:55, archived)
# Do the shake and
vac!
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:42, archived)
# OH NO
LEGFAIL
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:47, archived)
# OH NO
WHAT A CALAMITIES!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:50, archived)