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# yay for crap adventures!
I want to go to the seaside and get a really shitty fish and chips and then have food poisoning

and be shitting for 3 days afterwards!

what a crap adventure!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 3:07, archived)
# hopefully
you are shitting everyday
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 May 2007, 3:09, archived)
# some days I shit a little
other days, I SHIT FOR ENGLAND! (and associated island dependancies)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 3:12, archived)
# yay
for the falklands!
(Meta4, Tue 8 May 2007, 3:13, archived)
# there's things in the pacific too
but I think they are just hookerfests for rich people or something
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 3:14, archived)
# The Falklanfs are in the Pacific!
Yay for hookerfests!
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 8 May 2007, 3:21, archived)
# I thought they were in the south atlantic
er, need a map :D

and besides, I don't think humping penguins a good idea

and with that I'm going ot bed

night night
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 3:26, archived)
# They are.
And why not?
I just think of them as sexy midget nuns.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 8 May 2007, 3:37, archived)
# South Atlantic
I should know. I sailed there through the rough bastard. Definitely bedtime now.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 3:34, archived)
# Bah.
This always happens. No matter where I think stuff is, it's always in the fucking South Atlantic. Fuck off South Atlantic.

Apologies for sweariness, I'm somewhat inebriated
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 8 May 2007, 4:12, archived)
# the only bit left in the pacific is pitcairn
which seems to be home to nowt but child rapists, inbreds and 50,000,000 seagulls.

the french on the other hand are still all over the place
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 8 May 2007, 3:52, archived)
# Fankoo.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 8 May 2007, 3:36, archived)
# yay!
sounds like fun*

*except for the food poisoning/shitting part
(Meta4, Tue 8 May 2007, 3:09, archived)
# and also the seaside is where the gayers are
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Tue 8 May 2007, 3:10, archived)
# what?
they do like to be beside the seaside

tiddly-pom
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 3:12, archived)
# Brighton
what?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 3:15, archived)
# yeah their football team
is called the 'Brighton Benders'
not that i have anything against them...
since i got teh bad AIDs no-one will touch me :(
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Tue 8 May 2007, 3:16, archived)