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can you make gods from balls of fluffeh coughed up by kittens?
how about making reservoirs of pure perfect chilled heineken export?

Nope?
Your spreadsheets look rather piss poor now, don't they?

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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:46, archived)

Is heineken nice then?

I'm pretty new on the beer scene. So far I've had Carlsberg and Strongbow.

Carlsberg tastes like dilute carbonated piss.

(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:47, archived)

Carlsberg tastes like what it is.

Dilute carbonated piss.

Strongbow isn't a beer anyway, but it tastes worse. If you want nice beer try a real ale. Makes your shit really stink as well.

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rjmrjm, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:49, archived)

try bitters, ales and porters

lager is shit

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:49, archived)

Heineken Export

Is the selected drink of those who require more than the pissy fermentation known as Fosters or Carlsberg, and want something with more class than a pint of Wife Beater.

At other time, drink Ale. Its good for you.*

(*Fact)

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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:50, archived)

Drink Guinness.

Guinness.
Gives you shits.

Real ale is the daddy.

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:53, archived)

strongbow is not beer.

it's imitation apple juice

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:50, archived)

With concentrated juice of rejected pears.

Gahhhhhh - Tis GRIM

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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:52, archived)

It's all

piss apart from Stella and Kronenbourg.

I should know. I've been drunker longer than any of these whippersnappers.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:49, archived)

Heineken = piss.

FACT.

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:49, archived)