'Hello - I'm a horse, and I'm in your roofspace, scraping around and hoofing aboutyou clearly have a horse infestation - it only takes one and we breed like rabbits through ozmosis and asexual retransplantation. We also eat slates, children and roof beams. If I were you, I'd be thinking about calling horse-B-gone, the regions number 1 for horse infestation solution problem finding. Their 24 emergency line can be found on my rump. Thank you. calls cost £1.00 per mini, not all callers will be successful, but all callers will be charged. Please ask permission from whoever play the phone bill before calling'
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 10 May 2007, 10:36,
archived)
