Never heard that versionIt doesn't scan, either.
'cos Hitler, has only got one ball!
The other, is in the Albert Hall.
'cos his mother (The dirty bugger!)
chopped it off when he was small!
Th' army, shot it into a tree!
th' navy, shot it out to sea!
Where the fishes
Got out their dishes;
And had scallops, and bollocks
for teeaaaa
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Mon 14 May 2007, 18:03,
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'cos Hitler, has only got one ball!
The other, is in the Albert Hall.
'cos his mother (The dirty bugger!)
chopped it off when he was small!
Th' army, shot it into a tree!
th' navy, shot it out to sea!
Where the fishes
Got out their dishes;
And had scallops, and bollocks
for teeaaaa
i have heard parts of thatthe one i posted is sometimes porceeded like:
up jumped the colnels son
the cheeks of his arse went bang
and blew his balls off a thousand miles away
knackers in the new cut hay
knackers like chinese crackers
were blown for millions
of miles away......
(up jumped the colnels son
the cheeks of his arse went bang
and blew his balls off a thousand miles away
knackers in the new cut hay
knackers like chinese crackers
were blown for millions
of miles away......
Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Mon 14 May 2007, 18:12,
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