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(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:30, archived)
# IT LOADS BACKWARDS?!?!?!
RUN MAN! RUN!!!!
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:35, archived)
# hmm i'm not sure
but i suspect these top trumps may be home made ;)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:36, archived)
# yes...
very MS paint!!! At least no seams (for once)!!
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:37, archived)
# i used ms paint for my top trumps
(the STD's one)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:42, archived)
# who's STD?
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:48, archived)
# sexually transmitted dictator
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Mon 14 May 2007, 17:49, archived)
# no!
i had AIDS
Chlamydia
Crabs and Syphilis

have a look
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:52, archived)
# gah!
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:53, archived)
# bmps are shit
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:36, archived)
# this^
use a gif instead, or atleast a jpg
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:40, archived)
# I quite like bmps
because they really annoy people

especially when someone uploads a 5mb bmp :)
(I helped save b3ta! The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:42, archived)
# ive never seen that
im not sure ive yet seen a still image over 1MB on b3ta

i assume you do mean MB, not milli-bits.
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:43, archived)
# well
my first ever post was pretty huge nearly actual 1 a4 page of a scanned photo....
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:45, archived)
# im glad i missed that
the nazi's must have fucked you for that
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:46, archived)
# I think there was a 3.6MB gif
on here once.

Something about a tank or something?
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:52, archived)
#
*secretly enjoy the chicanery of it all*
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:46, archived)
# indeed
im on unlimited broadband, and have plenty of time, so i cant wait for a proper troll to finally put some really hudge images up here
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:48, archived)
# I'm on an unlimited uni connection
it's braw fast!

*goes to find out exactly how fast*
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:50, archived)
# ^this
braw!
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:51, archived)
# yeah me too
last night, it got to well over 10MB/s, i downloaded four DVD quality films in about 5mins, all legally of course
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:55, archived)
# Mine will now instantly suspend access
if you so much as think about touching a torrent :D

Miserable gits!
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:58, archived)
# it was off the stage6 divx website thingy
theres loads of video sharing sites that get abused, movies get taken down before too long, but they are usually up long enough to download, although it is starting to create issues with hard-drive space
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:01, archived)
# i did earlier
but i wasn't aware it was bad

i've read the faq since then
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:05, archived)
# Stalin killed well over 22 million and was paranoid.
Making his kills rating wrong, and his madness very wrong.

/GCSE History Blog.
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:44, archived)
# i also disagree with the ratings
but just the facial hair ones
stalin and hitler should have it higher and lower respectively
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:45, archived)
# Also, Hitler wouldn't be a 10 on madness.
He was abused by his Jewish father, and he was refused entry to art school and promotion by Jews - so it was a natural assumption that Jews were against him, lead by his abusive father.
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:47, archived)
# Hmmm
I think he probably had some psychological problems which occured aside from the problems which developed due to his abusive father.
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:50, archived)
# Most likely, but not enough to put him on a ten.
He was also sent mixed signals by his parents, his mother doted on him heavily and his father, was abusive.

The conflicts there would be enough to screw anybody up.
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:54, archived)
# Goebbels
shot himself and his wife and his kids*

*not in that order...

THAT'S fooked up
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:56, archived)
# He actually poisoned his wife and children, which I think is worse.
Then he shot himself.
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:59, archived)
# Hmm
my bad :P still, death occurred :P
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:01, archived)
# everybody sing.....
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:59, archived)
# ahhh thank god
you didn't have anything to do with the albert hall

god bless the original lyrics =]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:03, archived)
# hardly original
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:08, archived)
# Never heard that version
It doesn't scan, either.


'cos Hitler, has only got one ball!
The other, is in the Albert Hall.
'cos his mother (The dirty bugger!)
chopped it off when he was small!
Th' army, shot it into a tree!
th' navy, shot it out to sea!
Where the fishes
Got out their dishes;
And had scallops, and bollocks
for teeaaaa
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:03, archived)
# i have heard parts of that
the one i posted is sometimes porceeded like:
up jumped the colnels son
the cheeks of his arse went bang
and blew his balls off a thousand miles away
knackers in the new cut hay
knackers like chinese crackers
were blown for millions
of miles away......
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:12, archived)
# f*cking Brilliant!!!!
....:)
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:04, archived)
# nope..I think it was his 'jewish' dads cock up his arse
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:55, archived)
# But ..
Hitlers Dad was his Mothers uncle from a family who intermarried cousins etc an awful lot..So I think a dodgy set of chromasomes, only having one bollock, having an abusive uncle/father figure and an overprotective mother are pretty good ingredients for a barmy personality....
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:08, archived)
# GCSE History
was a Nazi-fest
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:46, archived)
# It was one of my only two 'A's at GCSE.
The other was drama.
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:48, archived)
# ace
it was dead easy, though, wasn't it? I tutored some girl whilst I was doing my own :)
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:51, archived)
# Yeah, it was great fun too - I decided no to A Level because it was too focussed on France.
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:55, archived)
# I said yes to A-level
and got 'Spain in the 15th Century' and 'Reformation in England'...I went to about 5 lessons in 2 years and didn't do a single essay :P Ergo, History can be really un-fun :(
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:57, archived)
# Also, the A Level groups had to sit two two hour exams.
Back-to-back, well they had a twenty minute break between each.
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:01, archived)
# Yup
I had an arse of a day during the AS-levels - back to back Geography - as it was, I guessed most of it
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:03, archived)
# My two were RE and maths
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 14 May 2007, 17:51, archived)
# And pol pot was a bit of a loony too
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 14 May 2007, 17:46, archived)
# Holiday In Cambodia!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:13, archived)
# haha...
Stalin was not mad, he was paranoid, but not mad-Like Pol Pot he actually beleived what he was doing was right and correct-Where as hitler killed people because he emotionally rather than intelectually hated them...
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:50, archived)
# Paranoia is a form of madness - but not especially severe.
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:56, archived)
# True...
But not the hysterical lunacy that Hitler developed towards the end of the War...
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:01, archived)