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# Do EMAP also get the right to your first born child
and the right to deflower your teenage daughters?

Edit - Minges may be old, but at least he's not David Cameron or Tony Blair.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:25, archived)
# No thats me
hand her over.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:27, archived)
# Damn, you've got me with your legal mumbo-jumbo
"sorry love, but "The Big Lad" owns you now...he'll look after you"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:29, archived)
# try not to scream too much
it only excites him
(I helped save b3ta! Not just a hatstand inflamed in the membrane inflamed in the brain, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:31, archived)
# Yeah, when I said "Look after"
I meant "Brutalise"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:34, archived)
# Do you want her back when I have finished?
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:39, archived)
# Nah, just put the pieces out for the recycling lorry
"Recyling - the possibilities are endless"

Apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:42, archived)