
The masts are probably alright as they weren't attached
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Mon 21 May 2007, 8:52,
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in a copycat rage.
EDIT:
*glees* look what I found!
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Mon 21 May 2007, 8:54,
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EDIT:
*glees* look what I found!

You burnt them in protest of the arson
*edit* \o/
I still want the domo ipod cover.
Even though I don't want an ipod
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Mon 21 May 2007, 8:55,
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*edit* \o/
I still want the domo ipod cover.
Even though I don't want an ipod

a noel edmonds keyring hanging out of someone's pocket a few months ago, snapped it but didn't beat the bloke around the head as i was busy making sure my mate didn't throw up everywhere
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Mon 21 May 2007, 8:58,
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but i was also pissed so was in no state to feed him fish guts and tropical roots.
i had about half a bottle of jack that night and was "the sober" one
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Mon 21 May 2007, 9:03,
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i had about half a bottle of jack that night and was "the sober" one

welcome to losing my virginity :D
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Mon 21 May 2007, 9:07,
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didn't happen, unfortunately the "sober girl" elected to look after the other drunk mate (her b'day so she had an excuse) get ready for bed, and then had to pretty much hold her under the covers cos she kept falling out no i wasn't allowed to watch :(
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Mon 21 May 2007, 9:09,
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I was at an all-day house party and went through a bottle and a half of Jack (over a long summers day, not just in an evening or I'd be dead) on the night I lost my V-Plates. I needed the courage from the booze, to be honest. It was not the long-hoped-for Romantic Ideal (TM).
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Mon 21 May 2007, 9:15,
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will be back once the toilet's full to the brim
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Mon 21 May 2007, 9:30,
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Else, the most awesome person in the world is a fun loving billionaire weasel and his magical keyboard from this book* that I have just written.
Fact.
*post it note
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Mon 21 May 2007, 9:07,
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Fact.
*post it note

is irreversible, it's not a risk he should take
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Mon 21 May 2007, 9:18,
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