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# Ooooh
you do sound like not a cunt. There's not much call for the noticing of haircuts with me, I've not had a trim for about 3 years.
The foot-massaging bit sounds good though. Well, that and the tongue thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:11, archived)
#
he's a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:14, archived)
# god it's all very confusing
all this!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:16, archived)
# Riverghost!
I'll pay you not to tell people that. I have enough trouble just hiding my hideous deformities.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:17, archived)
# Well you can pay me if you want
But there is a minor factor of your picture on the cover of this edition of Cunts Weekly.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:25, archived)
# gah!
I new that would come back to haunt me!

Edit: Paint only I'm afraid, and I bet nobody sees it down here.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:27, archived)
# pfffffft!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:35, archived)
# ta.
It was the most cuntish* picture of me I could find.

*only
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:36, archived)
# yes
because running for charidee is just soooooooooo cuntish heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:40, archived)
# it is the way I do it
run nearly all the way, then 5 yards from the finish line you stop, light up a fag and shout "fuck off" at the carity collectors then go home.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:44, archived)