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BIG!

Help!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:34, archived)
# ha ha!!
why couldn't i do this during the cookery show
yesterday morning, instead i had to actually GET UP
and make us breakfast :(

'ning-a-lings you lovely B3tards
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:35, archived)
# Not the one Tim Lovejoy presents?
What IS he doing?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:36, archived)
# something for the weekend?
best show on a sunday morning

*loyal follower*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:37, archived)
# :)
www.b3ta.com/board/7208467
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:39, archived)
# i got crazy prophylactics!
:D

/TCQ
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:40, archived)
# 'ning-nong hat king
'ning-nong b3ta.

Today I am sad :(
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:49, archived)
# tell us why oh long face!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:54, archived)
# Aw that's purdy
Meh .. just ... y'know ... life n stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:56, archived)
# Aaaaaw
Why are you sad? Did your barbecue in Greenwich not turn out like it should?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:57, archived)
# hehe
*runs back up north with burnt sausage on a stick*

no, it's men ,they're cunts. i think I'm going to be a lezzer now.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:59, archived)
# *films*
:P
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:00, archived)
# *burns sausage*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:01, archived)
# *hotdogs*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:10, archived)
# *jumping frogs*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:13, archived)
# *puts fingers in ears*
la la la la la la la la la la la
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:19, archived)
# *tickles under armpits*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:22, archived)
# *giggles*
stoppit!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:25, archived)
# ALBURQUERQUE!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:33, archived)
# what do you get when you kiss a girl?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:36, archived)
# cooties
if the simpsons is to be believed
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:38, archived)
# I dunno
but maybe i should find out before i decide to be a lezzer!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:45, archived)
# *gets a boner*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:56, archived)
# Yeah yeah it the lot of us.
Every single one of us are cunts!

get back into the kitchen blog
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:04, archived)
# hehe
yes.

you should have realised this would happen when you gave us the vote!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:05, archived)
# you've got the vote?
goddamnit, as for the foot massage below (v) i got proposed to once after giving a spontaneous foot massage in a pub.
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:07, archived)
# It's ok
I can never be bothered to use it.
My pretty little head just can't handle hard stuff like politics ;)

*sniff* no one ever gives me a foot massage in the pub :(
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:09, archived)
# makes sleep deprived promise to change that
if i ever make it to a meet

(did i mention i'm now training to be a physio?)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:10, archived)
# :D
although I'm not sure about physios ... mine tends to just iflict pain and give me dull exercises to do at home.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:15, archived)
# we're trained in massage though
although the pain is good, it helps you heal, and lets us know what's wrong with you

do the exercises and you'll feel better (eventually)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:19, archived)
# you can say those lines in your sleep, can't you?
eh? eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:20, archived)
# i dunno
i'm not sleeping (angry face)

*scary feet scary feet scary feet, the kid's awake*
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:24, archived)
# I got given a reflexology kit for my birthday once
by someone whose only interaction with me ever was getting a foot massage at a party.

I looked it up. It's a massively overpriced kit for posh people that cost more than my combined family birthday gifts.

Guess it must have been ok.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:12, archived)
# Crikey, yes
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:20, archived)
# stingray what?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:22, archived)
# In the Thames?
stingray, stingray, diddle-er-dup der-dup!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:24, archived)
# I'm a man and I'm not always a cunt.
Sometimes I'm pleasant and caring.

Also I do a good line in foot massage and the noticing of new haircuts.

and I have a pierced tongue, which is apparently a good thing

so find one like me and grab it. If you can find one with slightly better cleaning habits you're onto a winner.

Failing that, I hope the lezzing works out for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:05, archived)
# Ooooh
you do sound like not a cunt. There's not much call for the noticing of haircuts with me, I've not had a trim for about 3 years.
The foot-massaging bit sounds good though. Well, that and the tongue thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:11, archived)
#
he's a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:14, archived)
# god it's all very confusing
all this!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:16, archived)
# Riverghost!
I'll pay you not to tell people that. I have enough trouble just hiding my hideous deformities.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:17, archived)
# Well you can pay me if you want
But there is a minor factor of your picture on the cover of this edition of Cunts Weekly.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:25, archived)
# gah!
I new that would come back to haunt me!

Edit: Paint only I'm afraid, and I bet nobody sees it down here.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:27, archived)
# pfffffft!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:35, archived)
# ta.
It was the most cuntish* picture of me I could find.

*only
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:36, archived)
# yes
because running for charidee is just soooooooooo cuntish heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:40, archived)
# it is the way I do it
run nearly all the way, then 5 yards from the finish line you stop, light up a fag and shout "fuck off" at the carity collectors then go home.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:44, archived)
# the things we do to make up for having a small willy....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:12, archived)
# the beemer cost more
but it was considerably less painful
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:13, archived)
# hahaha
a beemer?
I thought you said you weren't a cunt! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:17, archived)
# no no
i freely admit to being a cunt
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:25, archived)
# Oh right
sorry
I'm getting all confused!

To be honest I'm a cunt too.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:30, archived)
# i think
mockingbird's not a cunt
i'm a cunt (but a nice one)(when sober)
you claim to be a cunt, but have no evidence to back it up.
think that's it for now (nod)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:33, archived)
# aha! a handy reference guide!
*prints*
*sticks on wall of cubicle*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:36, archived)
# small willy?
It's like a button mushroom with two underslung prunes.

On a good day.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:19, archived)
# prunes!
keep you regular

:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:24, archived)
# *considers advertising*
*phones lonely hearts column*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:26, archived)
# 'Ning hats!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:56, archived)
# does it work with dvds too ?
woo !
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:36, archived)
# i see you eyeing up your pron collection!
:P

(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:38, archived)
# darn right i am
plus, imagine how big our todgers would look in their hands
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:39, archived)
# don't push too hard your cock is giant in their hands
Don't wish too hard
Because
they may come true
And you can hump them

You don't know what you might
Have set upon yourself!!!!!!!

whoah yeah

giant in their hands
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:42, archived)
# They might be Giants
Big in Japan !
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:44, archived)
# Acid Mothers Temple
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:47, archived)
# Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Anyone got any ideas why I had this on my browser when I came to my computer this morning?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:36, archived)
# your all gay?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:37, archived)
# Gowarn
Search him baby:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:38, archived)
# i wonder if you get a special prize if you search for "Britney Mimsy Pics"
:o)

'ning, btw
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:39, archived)
# What?


Sorry I didn't see the news yesterday, but what twat set The Cutty Sark alight?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:44, archived)
# No idea
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:45, archived)
# it only happened this morning
so it's not yesterday's news

edit: searching mimsy (on google) (for research obviously) returned a result of a bastard who called his daughter mimsy. she's gonna have a rough life
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:49, archived)
# a brainless fuck
i love that boat!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:49, archived)
# what are
the snickers runners gonna run around next year?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:59, archived)
# well, police have released this picture
of some dodgy bloke seen walking away just beforehand...
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:54, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Damn CCTV!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:42, archived)
# List all the porn sites you visited yesterday
and work it out from there

/helpful mode off
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:37, archived)
# Has to be American
No one would do a naff stab of sophistication whilst using the name Kevin.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:39, archived)
# they're that way in-Kline-d
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:43, archived)
# While you sleep your second mind takes over.
Your second mind searches with Kevin. Easy.

I know I didn't sleep enough last night by the way that the thing that was on top of the board is still on the bottom of the board now.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:38, archived)
# Unlikely
I don't even had a first mind.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:45, archived)
# OH NOES!
they are falling to their deaths!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:36, archived)
# They are small
so have less gravity. *nods*
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:40, archived)
# phew!
*relaxes*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:42, archived)
# WOO YAY HOOPLA x INFINITY
that's fucking awesome sir have a click or two
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:38, archived)
# Ooo
Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:01, archived)
# Oi oi matazoi
Loving your stuff as ever :-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:45, archived)
# Cheers :)
Savaloi.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:47, archived)
# Apologies
I came across a little Mel Brooks there
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:48, archived)
# I'll let you off
just this once, mind you. *wags finger*
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:01, archived)
# there's a large
mel brooks these days?

i came across a little frankie howerd then
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:06, archived)
# Haha
great as always
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:55, archived)