'ning matey!surely pre-burnt firelighters would be a bit shit. I learned my lesson when no one ate my pre-chewed burgers.
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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:16,
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Damn your logicBut Carling Black Label do a roaring trade in pre-drunk larger (i.e. it tastes of piss)
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:19,
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