most definatelyunless you are afflicted withe a swollen spleen, in which case it may kill.
best to simply administer a poultice of sulphur and ...er... wine gums.
(best to simply administer a poultice of sulphur and ...er... wine gums.
The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Mon 28 May 2007, 2:49,
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pfffwine gums? with sulphur? surely you mean goose grease and horse apples? why, sirrah, 'twould appear that you would wish me to die of a ruptur'd spleen...
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 28 May 2007, 2:56,
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