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# Heh.
So far I have exactly one line for my screenplay satarising the 'War on Terror': a Blair/Bush character exclaiming in exasperation, 'We're fighting for democracy, why won't people do what they're told?'.

Comedy gold :-(
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 14:12, archived)
# True, but remember the public got Mr Blobby to #1
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 14:19, archived)
# according
to this article, proper poncy playwright bertolt brecht beat you to that sort of line quite a while back (third paragraph: "careful, tony..")
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 14:47, archived)
# The impudent swine!
How dare he plagiarise me before I'd thought of it.

*screws up near-empty sheet of paper*
*cries softly*
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 14:58, archived)
# make a time machine
then go back and kick his ass

and also his other farm animals
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 15:26, archived)