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# Oh well you should have said before...
A Policeman from near Clapham Junction
Had a penis that just wouldn't function
For the whole of his life
He fooled his wife
With some snot on the end of his truncheon.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 23:27, archived)
# i heard:
'...with the dexterous use of his truncheon'
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 23:30, archived)
# Regional variation
We are more prolific with our bodily fluids here in Somerset.!

/hocking greeners out the window blog
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 23:35, archived)