Oh well you should have said before...
A Policeman from near Clapham Junction
Had a penis that just wouldn't function
For the whole of his life
He fooled his wife
With some snot on the end of his truncheon.
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elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since,
Mon 28 May 2007, 23:27,
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i heard:
'...with the dexterous use of his truncheon'
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Mon 28 May 2007, 23:30,
archived)
Regional variation
We are more prolific with our bodily fluids here in Somerset.!
/hocking greeners out the window blog
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elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since,
Mon 28 May 2007, 23:35,
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