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# ...
Gemaakt door Paul Brederveld
(Pelle ghola, Mon 28 May 2007, 23:06, archived)
# reminds me of Mr Hell, selling insurance...
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 28 May 2007, 23:07, archived)
# good lord, mam!
what is his tie attached to?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 28 May 2007, 23:07, archived)
# that's not a tie
and it's attached at the bottom end
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 28 May 2007, 23:08, archived)
# not a tie?
now i'm scared
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 28 May 2007, 23:09, archived)
# it's a PENIS GOURD!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 28 May 2007, 23:12, archived)
# hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 28 May 2007, 23:13, archived)
# fucking cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 28 May 2007, 23:16, archived)
# he said what?
the fucking cunt CUNT!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 28 May 2007, 23:16, archived)
# so I booted him right in the earhole
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 28 May 2007, 23:17, archived)
# he only had the fucking cheek to come back with
'aaargh!'

the FUCKING CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 28 May 2007, 23:18, archived)
# huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 28 May 2007, 23:37, archived)
# well that
explains things, i think...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 28 May 2007, 23:17, archived)
# it's for double entry
bookkeeping
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 28 May 2007, 23:14, archived)
# all this devilment
has inspired me to piss off to paint for a while and bring to life the image in my head of frank the evil banana.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 28 May 2007, 23:22, archived)
# i'm a nigger and i fucked a white chick!
and i ain't ashamed of it

she was a lady
i was a tramp
she liked camping
her cunt was damp
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 28 May 2007, 23:08, archived)
# Marvellous.
Go to the top of the class. And jump off.

:D
(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Mon 28 May 2007, 23:10, archived)
# i knew a girl from amsterdam
she stuffed her cunt all full of clams
she was a very fucking stupid dutch bitch
she had lobsters up her arse
she was fucking working class
she was a dutch bitch
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 28 May 2007, 23:11, archived)
# How rude!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 28 May 2007, 23:14, archived)
# *pleads 'i'm only quoting someone else' defence*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 28 May 2007, 23:16, archived)
# Oh well you should have said before...
A Policeman from near Clapham Junction
Had a penis that just wouldn't function
For the whole of his life
He fooled his wife
With some snot on the end of his truncheon.
(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Mon 28 May 2007, 23:27, archived)
# i heard:
'...with the dexterous use of his truncheon'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 28 May 2007, 23:30, archived)
# Regional variation
We are more prolific with our bodily fluids here in Somerset.!

/hocking greeners out the window blog
(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Mon 28 May 2007, 23:35, archived)
# happy b3taday you there!
sorry about the lateness, but I'm on th eother side of the atlantic
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 28 May 2007, 23:42, archived)
# Ivvy
can I put some of your pictures in my b3ta showcase youtube video please? ( I'm adding final ones now )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 28 May 2007, 23:50, archived)
# class doesn't rhyme with arse.
your accent must be wrong
edit:
in the port of amsterdam
where the sailors all meet
there's a sailor who eats
only fish heads and tails
and he'll show you his teeth
that have rotted too soon
that can haul up the sails
that can swallow the moon
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 28 May 2007, 23:17, archived)
# you are scum aicmfp
*wipes nose on £50 note*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 28 May 2007, 23:19, archived)
# *steals anyway*
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 28 May 2007, 23:20, archived)
# this^
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 28 May 2007, 23:11, archived)
# fucking cunt!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 28 May 2007, 23:11, archived)
# laugh?
we nearly shat
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 28 May 2007, 23:12, archived)
# I haven't laughed so much since Aunti Mabel caught her left tit in the mangle
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 28 May 2007, 23:14, archived)
# we are filthy fuckers
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 28 May 2007, 23:15, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar
sooooooles
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 28 May 2007, 23:18, archived)
#
Apparently so..
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 28 May 2007, 23:20, archived)
# Yes
spunk all over the fucking centre
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 28 May 2007, 23:15, archived)
# Oooh this is good
:)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 28 May 2007, 23:10, archived)
# haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappy b3tadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 28 May 2007, 23:12, archived)
[challenge entry] ooooohhohohohhhhhohhhohh
happy b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 28 May 2007, 23:13, archived)
# *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 28 May 2007, 23:17, archived)
# Happy B3taday!
Have some cake.

*offers cake*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 28 May 2007, 23:14, archived)
# Oooh thank you
yes please :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 28 May 2007, 23:17, archived)
# sorry, mr. satan.
we've outsourced all our accounting work to lower bananistan. you're on the dole now.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 May 2007, 4:55, archived)