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# you'd probably be alright with edinburgh
they're quite posh there so they won't burn you
they'll probably just look at you disdainfully and not offer you any tea
or heroin
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:51, archived)
# they are still all pissed up
and looking for things to burn

beware!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:52, archived)
# The last time I went to Edinburgh
the streets were strewn with people in sleeping bags, desperately begging at cash machines. I just stood there with my chips n sauce and watched. Masturbating.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:59, archived)
# last time I was there
"could you please give me some money sir"
*walk by*
"you fucking bastard fucking shit fucking cunt bastard shit"

yeah... great begging technique
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Who do I make the cheque out to?
Mr Bum? Capital Vagrant?
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:03, archived)
# captain baseball bat
I think would make the most use of your funding in this case
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:05, archived)