were you covered in petrol and had to decipher a code written on the wallsbefore you caught fire is a horrible burning death for our silver screen enjoyment?
Who's squat did you wake up in?
(Who's squat did you wake up in?
AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now,
Tue 29 May 2007, 23:04,
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Er no, but that would have made for a more interesting story I think.We were at a cocktail party and the neighbours came over, so it ended up turning into a street party, then I go abouts the streets with a fella also called 'Dave' to go get electricity for his place. Walks through the streets, I nearly throw up on a 12 year old Chav and his Chavette wife, so we eventually get to the garage and buy fags, then walked back and get some other folks, bring over blankets and candles.
Sit in the place all night, I fall a sleep on the couch with some young thing and wake up the next morning surrounded by candles that we had lit the night before, ciggies and devils cocktails all over the joint, young thing missing. "piss" thinks I, but everything was still on my person, even my kidneys. Takes a leak in the bog and says my good byes and how we need to do it again sometime, you know what, I bloody ment it. Suits and random nights out for the win.
(Sit in the place all night, I fall a sleep on the couch with some young thing and wake up the next morning surrounded by candles that we had lit the night before, ciggies and devils cocktails all over the joint, young thing missing. "piss" thinks I, but everything was still on my person, even my kidneys. Takes a leak in the bog and says my good byes and how we need to do it again sometime, you know what, I bloody ment it. Suits and random nights out for the win.
Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes.,
Tue 29 May 2007, 23:09,
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