tip 44:rather than eating any sort of fish or seafood, punch a diseased cow around the anus until your entire fist plunges wrist-deep into the poor creature's hot slurry-filled shitter. Now lick your hands clean.
I don't like fish
(I don't like fish
Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE,
Wed 30 May 2007, 9:26,
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