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(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:14, archived)
# mwa ha ha ha ha
(note for non-english: blue-top milk = regular, green top = semi-skimmed, red top=water with chalk in)
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:15, archived)
# Mrs Badger is going on some healthy eating trip
so we only get water/chalk now. It just has no substance.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 30 May 2007, 9:17, archived)
# i've never understood the point of skimmed milk
can't you just buy semi then water it down/use a bit less
and achieve the same effect for less money?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:19, archived)
# Or just turn the tap on
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 30 May 2007, 9:21, archived)
# or masturbate into the kettle
then top it up with water and boil it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:21, archived)
# I though adding salt was bad!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 30 May 2007, 9:23, archived)
# Money saving tips 101 with Mockingbird:
Number 43: Human semen makes a healthy alternative to mayonnaise for tuna sandwiches
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:24, archived)
# could you name that tune?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:24, archived)
# Yes.
Its "I have a sandwich" by the sand witches.

One hit wonders.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:25, archived)
# Their follow-up single "Not just bread and butter"
charted about 44 in the Indie\Bosa Nova charts I think
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 30 May 2007, 9:26, archived)
# dear lord...
mindpiss (although yours had added hummus)
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:27, archived)
# Its sad really.
at least they'll be able to make money by playing the gay clubs in brighton for a few years and doing a few lads mags pin-ups before fading into obscurity
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:28, archived)
# 10 years later the lead singer and the bassoonist
re-form the band with a new line up, release a novelty charity single which stays at number one for seemingly forever, release a greatest hits album which fails to chart, then once again fade in obscurity.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 30 May 2007, 9:35, archived)
# it's the circle of life
it's the wheel of fortune
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:37, archived)
# although they later reached number 43
with "selling sea shells"
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:26, archived)
# Does that count as mindpiss?
Edit: Yep, apparently it does...
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 30 May 2007, 9:27, archived)
# I think it does
due to the closeness of our listed chart positions.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:28, archived)
# tip 44:
rather than eating any sort of fish or seafood, punch a diseased cow around the anus until your entire fist plunges wrist-deep into the poor creature's hot slurry-filled shitter. Now lick your hands clean.

I don't like fish
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:26, archived)
# I rather like skimmed milk
but in a very different way than I like proper milk
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:19, archived)
# I think I know what you mean
like UHT has a nice flavour, but I wouldn't use it on a day-to-day basis
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 30 May 2007, 9:22, archived)
# UHT milk is the devils spunk
it's fucking rank, i hate the stuff, the taste is just wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:24, archived)
# Reminds me of school milk
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 30 May 2007, 9:27, archived)
# I heard it was Headmaster's spunk!
but only one boy got it, once a month,unless the head came in torrents, then you were all lucky!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 30 May 2007, 9:34, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 30 May 2007, 9:40, archived)
# Ah - try UHT skimmed milk
It's not quite so vile, and handy as emergency standby tea-topper.

Only real use for skimmed milk.
Should post this as a top tip...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:18, archived)
#
red top=water with chalk water in
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:18, archived)
#
red top = water with chalk water tippex in
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:27, archived)
# that'll confuse...
over here it's red for the one with most fat content...
then dark blue and light blue... =)
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:23, archived)
# Bloody French
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 30 May 2007, 9:28, archived)
# bloody not!
:p
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:55, archived)
# note for the Brits..
In the US:
Red is whole
Blue is 2%
Green is 1%
Pink is the water chalk
;)
(mcliberal8 is a pig in lipstick, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:32, archived)
# American milk is gorgeous!
must be due to fatter cows!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 30 May 2007, 9:36, archived)
# *Learns in time for trip to Florida*
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 30 May 2007, 9:36, archived)
# This because americans get everything wrong
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:39, archived)
# Bet they get Salt&Vinegar / Cheese&Onion crisps the wrong way round too.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:26, archived)
# my moo shake brings all the profs to the yard
and they're like
it's better than yours
damn right
it's better than yours
i could teach you
but i'd have to charge
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:17, archived)
# *pays*
*awaits revalations*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:19, archived)
# *squeezes nips ~ sprays chalky water*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:19, archived)
# *finishes*
*wipes on hair*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:20, archived)
# I have £3.78.
Will that suffice?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:19, archived)
# *takes deposit*
come back when you have the rest
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:22, archived)
# Oh, hold on.
I just found the remaining 7p down the back of a sofa.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:23, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7236571
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:24, archived)
# Yes. But you don't get any sprinkles
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:22, archived)
# Hehe!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 30 May 2007, 9:18, archived)
# So all the milk skimmers will be out of work!
All we need now is the cows to milk themselves for a fully automated dairy!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 30 May 2007, 9:21, archived)
# Just like wood carving and canoe fashioning
before too long it'll be a skill lost to the ages
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 30 May 2007, 9:24, archived)
# true
It's a very long time since I saw a cow fashioning a canoe.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:28, archived)
# with the extra plus
that I would pay to watch that
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:24, archived)
# Just a quick TJ:
But this Madeleine thing is starting to get stupid.
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/6701819.stm

Apparently they're now going to see the pope.
How is the pope going to get their kid back? Seriously. He doesn't have magic pope powers to suddenly make her appear.
They're basically taking a day off to meet the pope.

AND LEAVING THEIR OTHER KIDS SOMEWHERE.
as if they didn't learn the first time.

omg.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:32, archived)
# The pope's got her..!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:34, archived)
# He's going to check his collection so see if he picked her up by mistake
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:35, archived)
# He's re-starting the eugenics program!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:37, archived)
# oh, I like him already.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:40, archived)
# I was thinking this the other day
along the lines of a BBC page "POPE refuses to shop the priest who has Maddie saying we've moved him to another church and he'll never do it again" but I got lazy.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:35, archived)
# bbbut.....didn't he die...
along with Peel and that whale in some river?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 30 May 2007, 9:38, archived)
# He regerates with a new body after a few series
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:44, archived)
# they're being advised to do high profile things
to keep the medias attention high.
expect to see one of them tight rope walk
over the grand canyon at some point.
also they're are going to a general audience
with the pope, there will be lots of
other people there.
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:35, archived)
# I donno, I'm quite bias about this whole thing
because there is more than 1 missing child in the country at the moment but no one seems to care about the others.
Its a bit shit how you can value human life by its worth in newspaper sales
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:38, archived)
# ^This.
There will be a family out there who have lost their kid, screaming at the tele "Where's our fucking news story?" everytime Maddy is mentioned.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 30 May 2007, 9:40, archived)
# Hunt the maddy
The family of the kid in Lewes
only trouble being we can't blame a foreign police force and get self righteous about it.
(Ophelia Balls, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:45, archived)
# did you see the post from yesterday
i think it was happy toast. he had the actual stats of missing children.
scary stuff.

i totally agree with what you're saying.
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:44, archived)
# Yea just glasscocxed it
I don't be the one to say it, but odds of her still being alive are pretty slim.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:49, archived)
# Not least because the media hype
may have caused her abductor to panic, and do something drastic
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 30 May 2007, 9:50, archived)
# omg indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 30 May 2007, 9:36, archived)
# this 'news' story
caused me to shout at the TV yesterday
("The fucking pope? What?")
and also this morning
("You're leaving the other kids behind? WHAT THE SHITTING FUCK??")
and has cuased my housemates some concern.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:36, archived)
# Hahaha I couldn't help but laugh at that
If I were them, I've never let my other kids leave my sight.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:39, archived)
# exactly.
Then again, if I were them I'd be insane by now.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:44, archived)
# Well...
If you are looking for someone who knows about child abduction a catholic priest may well be a useful source
(Alexander Graham Smell, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:47, archived)