
'Comebucket, a mans best friend'
and like, the dude could have adventures and stuff and comebucket would cheerfully follow him and he'd get into trouble
and it'd be like 'COMEBUCKET COMEBUCKET! I'm Trapped in the mine!' and comebucket would try and rescue him and like, fall over the edge of the shaft and fall down to the bottom and go splat, because it's just a bucket filled with come, and it would leak out on the floor and the guy would be like 'YOU ARE A FUCKING CRAP PET'
and then he'd die
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Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:39,
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and like, the dude could have adventures and stuff and comebucket would cheerfully follow him and he'd get into trouble
and it'd be like 'COMEBUCKET COMEBUCKET! I'm Trapped in the mine!' and comebucket would try and rescue him and like, fall over the edge of the shaft and fall down to the bottom and go splat, because it's just a bucket filled with come, and it would leak out on the floor and the guy would be like 'YOU ARE A FUCKING CRAP PET'
and then he'd die

following me around, people'd think i was a gay, then they'd start asking me questions about madonna albums and trying to draw my blood
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Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:42,
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and put it into small plastic bags and then slit the ends, so that they could have a spurtathon party and spurt blood all over themselves
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Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:50,
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or would it be topped up with fresh stuff?
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Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:45,
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to refil losses due to evaporation and spillage
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Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:51,
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My old and estranged mate Etty ( you would have loved him, never was there a funnier man and he was an albino to boot ) used to call his mrs 'cumbucket'. But not like, with the lads, or in private, noo. He'd be in the pub, "CUMBUCKET, go the bar luv, that lads need beer " ah, those were the days in the Dog and Dart.
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Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:47,
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