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# $131.67 per unit.
You give me American dollar, I give you daughter back.


(In no reference to any nice Aryan missing children, or the hundreds of brown ones the newspapers don't care about)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 9:50, archived)
# *looks around helplessly*
*clutches parcel tightly*
*totters off*
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 9:55, archived)
# *takes off Panama hat*
Guards! Get English back, I wish show him rare dead animal collection.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 9:58, archived)
# *heads for wrong end of the pier*

I somehow figured that this episode needs a pier
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 10:00, archived)
# Follow English!
Yeah, see, but now I've had to send big men with small ponytails to come and shoot you
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 10:01, archived)
# *jumps off pier in despair*
perhaps I can make it to the far end of the board -->
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 10:03, archived)
# SHOOT HIM IN HEAD
I use his ribs to make the toasty rack, yes?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 10:06, archived)
# *clamps onto heavily-armed and helpful orca*
*obliterates goons*
*hops off at nearby patch of sand*

Now it's between you and me Mr. Panama Hat!
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 10:10, archived)
# *grabs ivory gun*
I SHOOT YOU FROM MY SPEEDYBOAT


nnnnNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN (that's my engine)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 10:11, archived)
# RAAAAAAAAAGH
*reaches for far end of the board*
*misses*
*features in close shot showing terrible flesh-wound*
*reaches again*
*drowns*
*features in long shot of fraggle parcel floating away*
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 10:16, archived)
# *crashes into an island*
Ah, this bad....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 10:20, archived)
# *fin*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 10:28, archived)