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# Have any of these cranks considered that...
Someone with the intelligence to create the universe in 7 days might have the intelligence to make it automated rather than have to deal with every fruit stealing dickhead, mutinous snake or L plater who violates the 250k rule rather than have to waste his enormous fucking brain on resolving pissy conflicts.

Bear in mind at the time, outsourcing to India was 10 billion years away.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 1:20, archived)
# haha
logic!

you are using logic!

that won't work!
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 1:24, archived)
# How about if i ask for a donation as well?
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 1:26, archived)
# *unzips*
The full two pints?

Or just the one?
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 1:27, archived)
# This Messiah only accepts Gallons
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 1:29, archived)
# *swallows a zinc tablet*
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 1:33, archived)
# Whoever created the universe
it was probably just some school science project or something. I don't reckon he got more than a D for it anyway!
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 1:30, archived)