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[challenge entry] If I were on the school board.....

From the Creationism challenge. See all 279 entries (closed)

(Monsieur le pie, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 1:07, archived)
# SOAP!
That's right isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 1:11, archived)
# SOAP?
Wha?
(Monsieur le pie, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 1:16, archived)
# the more you SOAP
the more you WEAR it!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 1:18, archived)
# SOAP
if it was good enough for Jesus, why don't you WASH?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 1:19, archived)
# BECAUSE
I'm allergic to PROTEIN
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 1:22, archived)
# but then HOW does your DNA work
seeing how its CHAINS of amino acids, hence PROTEIN
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 1:24, archived)
# Isn't it OBVIOUS!?
GOD makes it work!

using SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 1:26, archived)
# WHOA
I feel ENLIGHTENED.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 1:27, archived)
# and that's how we beat those evolutionists, with their mere "theory"
using FACTS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 1:27, archived)
# But God put all those fossils there to confuse us,
the tricky beggar
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 1:28, archived)
# that crazy god!
creating the building blocks for quantifiable existence and allowing these fundamentals to evolve into a chaotic emergent system based upon abstract macro levels of organisation

lol!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 1:32, archived)
# No it isn't.
Go back to school.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 2:23, archived)
# hahahaha
um no it isn't!
(Spundlemoon, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 8:51, archived)
# most woosome good sir
and top notch username.

Keep it up!
(I helped save b3ta! Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 1:12, archived)
# Merci
bien
(Monsieur le pie, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 1:18, archived)
# although
less of the french and you'll be reet.
(I helped save b3ta! Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 1:21, archived)
# Top first post.....
And welcome.......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 1:17, archived)
# Cheers
I've been lurking here for the last 3 years or so. I've finally got off my arse and 'shopped something!
(Monsieur le pie, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 1:24, archived)
# Think I lurked for 4..!!!!
Keep up the shopping......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 1:36, archived)
# not a bad read really
if you're into S&M gore and magic
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 14 Jun 2007, 1:17, archived)
# Have any of these cranks considered that...
Someone with the intelligence to create the universe in 7 days might have the intelligence to make it automated rather than have to deal with every fruit stealing dickhead, mutinous snake or L plater who violates the 250k rule rather than have to waste his enormous fucking brain on resolving pissy conflicts.

Bear in mind at the time, outsourcing to India was 10 billion years away.
(Woody999, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 1:20, archived)
# haha
logic!

you are using logic!

that won't work!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 1:24, archived)
# How about if i ask for a donation as well?
(Woody999, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 1:26, archived)
# *unzips*
The full two pints?

Or just the one?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 1:27, archived)
# This Messiah only accepts Gallons
(Woody999, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 1:29, archived)
# *swallows a zinc tablet*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 1:33, archived)
# Whoever created the universe
it was probably just some school science project or something. I don't reckon he got more than a D for it anyway!
(Monsieur le pie, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 1:30, archived)
# yay
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 1:27, archived)
# Absolutely excellent, much woo.
I lol'd. On teh couch.
(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 0:55, archived)
# Em?
Brasseye anyone?
(fannymcslap Slap my mcfanny, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 9:15, archived)