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# Silly
I heard about a girl who got crabs in her eyelashes.
(Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:40, archived)
# Arg, that's not good.
I got superglue in mine once, but that was only because the doctor managed to dribble it in (she was gluing my eyebrow shut)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:41, archived)
# Are you sure it was a doctor?
Not a particularly well-prepared thief?
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:42, archived)
# No, twas a doctor.
The same doctor who poked me in the other eye when doing all this gluing, and then accused me of being drunk.

Even if I was when I came in love, that was hours ago.

(And I wasn't)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:43, archived)
# why the fuck was a doctor supergluing your eye shut?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:42, archived)
# Eyebrow.
Because a cunt punched me in the face for being in the same place as him and the force sort of burst the skin on my eyebrow.

It's why I've got this great, blazin' squad-esque scar. That people think I did on purpose.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:45, archived)
# he gave you a great story though
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:47, archived)
# I'd rather have my eyebrow back the way it was.
And no crack in my ocular socket. And no pain when I look left (the only pain that won't go away).

But can't complain, he went to prison.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:49, archived)
# hopefully for a long time
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:54, archived)
# He's out now.
I have a restraining order so if he comes near me it's straight back inside.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:59, archived)
# I once worked a summer job
at a holiday camp. All the staff caught crabs - they were rife in the bedding.

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:41, archived)
# EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
(Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:46, archived)
# it was a loooooooong time ago
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:49, archived)