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# I should not make things whilst drunk
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:28, archived)
# there's a crab trapped in that deer's head!
won't somebody think of the crab trapped in that deer's head?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:29, archived)
# I certainly won't
(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:30, archived)
# well that's you crossed off the list then
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:31, archived)
# me neither
crabs are the spawn of pan and satan. Do you enjoy seeing snakes wield cookware? Like fuck you do.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:31, archived)
# awww
they are lully
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:33, archived)
# That one reminds me of Captain Mainwaring's expression
After Sgt Wilson did something to irritate him.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:35, archived)
# When was that, then?
 
Edit: Yes! I see it now! pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:36, archived)
# Every episode of Dad's Army
Ever.

EDIT: Oh you stealth editor. Like Rupert Murdoch coated in radar absorbing lubricant.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:37, archived)
# Just after they roll downhill in a bath, eh?
No, wait... Something wrong there... Don't panic...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:40, archived)
# Now look...
Listen very carefully...I will say this, only VANCE.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:41, archived)
# Ah will take nurts.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:46, archived)
# The transforming pebble-crabs
in Pirates of the Carribbean III am the bestest.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:35, archived)
# I love crabs.
My favourite is the fiddler.
(Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:37, archived)
# *titters*
Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:39, archived)
# Silly
I heard about a girl who got crabs in her eyelashes.
(Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:40, archived)
# Arg, that's not good.
I got superglue in mine once, but that was only because the doctor managed to dribble it in (she was gluing my eyebrow shut)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:41, archived)
# Are you sure it was a doctor?
Not a particularly well-prepared thief?
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:42, archived)
# No, twas a doctor.
The same doctor who poked me in the other eye when doing all this gluing, and then accused me of being drunk.

Even if I was when I came in love, that was hours ago.

(And I wasn't)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:43, archived)
# why the fuck was a doctor supergluing your eye shut?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:42, archived)
# Eyebrow.
Because a cunt punched me in the face for being in the same place as him and the force sort of burst the skin on my eyebrow.

It's why I've got this great, blazin' squad-esque scar. That people think I did on purpose.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:45, archived)
# he gave you a great story though
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:47, archived)
# I'd rather have my eyebrow back the way it was.
And no crack in my ocular socket. And no pain when I look left (the only pain that won't go away).

But can't complain, he went to prison.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:49, archived)
# hopefully for a long time
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:54, archived)
# He's out now.
I have a restraining order so if he comes near me it's straight back inside.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:59, archived)
# I once worked a summer job
at a holiday camp. All the staff caught crabs - they were rife in the bedding.

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:41, archived)
# EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
(Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:46, archived)
# it was a loooooooong time ago
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:49, archived)
# Spider for me, every time...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:39, archived)
# Horseshoe crabs
'Cos they actually look like they were made out of a frozen mousse pot and some pipe cleaners.

Creationism FTW.

But by a God who watched too much Blue Peter.

(Presumably the Platypus was from a short period when his mum wasn't around and he switched to ITV).
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:43, archived)
# hah!
1980s children's ITV - for council estate kids!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:46, archived)
# "What's this rot?"
"It's called 'Your Mother Wouldn't Like It'.
"You're right. She doesn't"
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:49, archived)
# What was the property price guide
that listed "% of people who watch ITV" as one of the descriptions of the area?

Made me smirk...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:52, archived)
# It was upmystreet.com
We didn't even receive ITV where I grew up we were that posh.*



*may not be entirely true
(Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:53, archived)
# "Here's one evolution made earlier!"
"God stop wathcing tv! It's time for your bath!"
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:46, archived)
# *Thinks of*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:32, archived)
# at last
someone with a bit of crab compassion or crabpassion as I like to call it.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:34, archived)
# thanks
for taking one for the team. we can all avoid thinking of crabs now.
(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:35, archived)
# I've got
merm
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:29, archived)
# nicely done

(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:32, archived)
# *checks profile*
Good grief, a fellow sprout eater!
Ah, if only you were the correct gender.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:34, archived)
# hahaha
hahahahaha

that's the most bizarre thing I've heard this week :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:34, archived)
# Glad to be of service
*coughs and proffers palm*
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:37, archived)
# *hands over industrial sized coconut*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:48, archived)
# GRarghargharga!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:33, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:34, archived)
# Do you often play turd-marionette-piano?
Mr Neville?
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:35, archived)
# Why yes,
Yes, I do!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1YIT-HINKg
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:38, archived)
# Oh dear.
What was that guy's name?
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:41, archived)
# Tom green i think
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 18:12, archived)
# wha the
where's that from?

whaaa
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:38, archived)
# From a movie.
Hope that helps!
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:44, archived)
# daddy would you like some sausages, daddy would you like some sausage
ha ha ha freddy got fingered
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:44, archived)
# me and my cousin laughed for about 2 hours at that scene!!!
the rest of the fillum sucks tho!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:49, archived)
# haha
It's one of the worst films I've ever seen. But I love it so.

"Backwards man, I'm the backwards man, I can walk backwards as fast as you can"
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:54, archived)
# and the bit where they move his house onto that giant stick
that made me laugh too :)
edit : oh and where he gets run over by a truck
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 18:04, archived)
# and the bit with the veiny horse cock
look at me daddy i'm a farmer
(I helped save b3ta! < you, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 18:31, archived)