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# Ahahahahahaaaa
^ This!

Surely?

And yes, I would drive a truck through New Mexico. And Old Mexico. Fuck it, whatever Mexico's you've got going on I'll drive whatever the shit I'm driving these days through it (2001 Red Mini Cooper).

*KABOOM*

probably
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:41, archived)
# "hih hih! hey kleetus! look at that guys leetle car!"
"paw! that's no car! uhuh uhuh!"

"yerp! no way yo momma's goin fit in thut!"

"noe way at all, paw! nyuhuh nyuhk kfkkfk" *asphixiates*
"damn it boi, you sure is dumb!"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:45, archived)
# Being
from the Westcountry as I am...You've pretty much just covered every conversation I've ever had with my family ever. In fact, you're Wescountrying at an unbefore seen level.

I've just consulted them (the freaks in the barn, I mean) and we'd like to have your last post in a tangible format if we could.

Laminated, preferably (to catch the dribble. Then the tears. Then, inevitably, the jizz).

Still got it, girlfriend *clicks fingers*
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:56, archived)
# perhaps I have westcountry in my blood and necessary juices
oh dear!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:00, archived)
# Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....
...rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr *breathe* rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
That's just how they speak...I can't he...They're back...please radio for he...please don't leave u....AAARGHHAOOOAUSHJDIKHJSFPIDF [Transmission ends]
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:08, archived)
# but does one in the west country, not say on occasion
"laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrk aart thaaaaaart!"

and then point in completely the wrong direction?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:11, archived)
# Er, what?
They probably do do that, but I believe you'll find them to be insane whatever happens. I mean, there are a lot of 'a's going on there. It's difficult to keep up wth thtem most of the time.

But yes, If you're citing the general cuntdom of the accent then yes, they all sound like rock hard shit being grated onto your Grandfather's corpse (that's probably more of a visual thing) and then being sprayed into her mouth.

I'm afraid we can't help that.

*runs off blubbing*
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:32, archived)