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# 'That bass is as big as you are'
Yes, that plectrum's as big as your cock.

Piss off and leave me alone.

Right, ciggy time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:02, archived)
# I'd love to be a bassist
except I am the only one in my band who's even competent at playing the drums
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:04, archived)
# Heh, drums are hard
our drummer's brill, but he's offskiing to Oz for 3 months.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:17, archived)
# see
drums come easy to me (to a point) but I'd much rather be the bassist - our bassist (lovely bloke, bless im) seems to be restricted to four notes in any one song

I could cry
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:25, archived)
# Get him a bloody scales book.
Once you've learnt scales you're sorted- I can't read music but I know my scales so I know which notes I can go to.

Then he'll be able to wander around the fretboard like a jazz bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:28, archived)