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# get him a telescope
and put shoe polish round the eye piece.

(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:15, archived)
# Telescope'd be useless in Aylesbury
we can only see a few stars.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:16, archived)
# Loads of ducks though!
QUACK QUACK
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:17, archived)
# You'd think, wouldn't you?
We have ONE Aylesbury duck, and she spends half her time on the canal, and half in the pond outside the bacon station.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:19, archived)
# That's a poor show
We have loads in our duck pond but they're all Mallards...

anyway...

I'll shut up about ducks now. I wish we had a bacon station - my mind is running riot trying to envisage what that could be.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:23, archived)
# The fuzz, my dear!
We've got other kinds of ducks, but only one Aylesbury one.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:30, archived)
# Ah! The cop shop...
gawd, I'm slow today :P
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:36, archived)
# what about that sexy young filly across the road?
i be he could see right into her bedroom.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:19, archived)
# *raises an eyebrow* look out front windows, HSBC bank. Look out back windows, 81 year old man's back garden.
EXPLAIN YOURSELF, DIRTY PIGLET.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:23, archived)
# oops
i'm at the other end of that back garden.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:27, archived)
# *poses*
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:31, archived)
# *photographs, videos and webcasts*
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:36, archived)