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# *also checks profile*
Holy Mother of Jam....

*remembers self is pale and flabby*

Ah well, another one for the 'it'd be easier to find a tasty kebab in Peterborough' list.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:14, archived)
# eh?
O_o there are plenty of tasty kebabs in Peterborough, all you need to do is scrape up the looser greyhound off the track, shove it on the grill for 20 and serve.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:15, archived)
# No I was just trying to say that...
Oh fuckit, I'm knackered and making no sense to anyone.

Shmerg shmerg shmerg!
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:19, archived)
# big fucking greyhound!
I find whippets far more tender.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:19, archived)
# hmm I wonder what dachunds taste like
I should imagine quite frankfurterish.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:20, archived)
# Kind of like chicken...
*removes tail from mouth*

What?
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:22, archived)
# haha
awww ^_^
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:24, archived)
# I nearly got killed by a Rottweiler once you know...
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I choked on it
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:25, archived)