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# GOD I HATE IT WHEN THEY DO THAT.
RANDOM GIRL: 'WILL YOU COME WITH ME? I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM'

FOOF:'WELL, DON'T EXPECT ME TO HOLD YOUR HAND OR ANYTHING. THAT'S JUST GROSS.'



*IS REALIZING WHAT A HORRIBLE GIRL SHE MAKES*

*IS DEPRESSED*
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 5:36, archived)
# I hate it when men try and talk to be in the restroom.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 5:40, archived)
# HEH...
i was at a bar with a male friend
and my ex showed up. when my friend went to the bathroom.
he followed. and apparently stared at him the whole time.

AND HE DIDN'T SHOUT SPORTS AFTERWARDS, SO I DECIDED HE IS SECRETLY GAY LOLL
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 5:43, archived)
# YEAH, I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHO WOULD THINK THAT A URINAL IS A GOOD PLACE TO MAKE FRIENDS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 5:43, archived)
# YOU HAVE A CAPTIVE AUDIENCE, AT LEAST, RIGHT?
ITS NOT LIKE THEY CAN JUST WALK AWAY FROM YOU AND YOUR BORING SHIT WHILE THEIR TAKING A PISS.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 5:46, archived)
# THERE WAS A GUY THAT USED TO BE AT ALL THE ROCK CONCERTS I WENT TO
WHO USED TO LIE DOWN IN THE URINAL AND ASK PEOPLE TO PISS ON HIM. THERE WERE ALWAYS A FEW PEOPLE THAT DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THAT HE WAS ENJOYING IT WHO WOULD THINK IT WAS REALLY FUNNY TO PISS ON HIM.

FROM WHAT I HEAR, HE'S BEEN BANNED FROM EVERY VENUE IN SYDNEY NOW.

TRUE STORY.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 5:48, archived)
# NEXT TIME YOU SHOULD BUST THE CUBICLE DOOR DOWN AND TAKE HEAPS OF PHOTOS.
POST THEM ON THE INTERNET.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 5:42, archived)
# GOOD IDEA.
THIS IS A GOOD IDEA.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 5:43, archived)
# STEP 4:
PROFIT!
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 5:43, archived)
# BLACKMAIL IS MY FAVORITE GAME.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 5:44, archived)
# I PREFER CHINESEMAIL.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 5:46, archived)
# I LIKE THAT SPORT
BUT I AM NOT GOOD AT IT.

WHEN YOU GIGGLE AS YOU THREATEN PPL, THEY DO NOT TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY.

100%FACT
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 5:51, archived)
# IT ALL DEPENDS ON HOW YOU GIGGLE.
☁☁☁☋☁
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 5:54, archived)