Shit through their letterbox.
The old classic.
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DogHorse plop,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:00,
archived)
superglue in the locks is another standard
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:01,
archived)
As is
a good hard twatting with a knobbly stick.
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DogHorse plop,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:10,
archived)