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# Bindun, I suppose...
Here you go anyway:

(morner, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:12, archived)
# I don't get the Glasgow thing at all.
I can't help thinking it must be a misunderstanding. Either the 'weegie driving has accidentally set his breath on fire or the idea really was to try and piss everyone off by blowing up 200 incoherent, ranting winos. Either way, 'FAIL'.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:18, archived)
# Do not pass GO!
Do not collect £200!
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:19, archived)
# It all depends on where you stand:
One man's terrorist is another man's car-bomb lighter.
(morner, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:21, archived)
# I just don't understand why John Peel let the whale drive.
(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:26, archived)
# The war on the axis of evil will soon be over
these loons have just picked a fight with 5 million Scotsmen, people who would kill for a warm bottle of Buckfast.

Next thing you know, there will be a Bacardi filled Vauxhall Nova, filled with Burbery clad knife wielding teenagers, crashing into the Iranian Embassay, claiming everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:38, archived)
# Woo
I'd expect it was sold with a damaged fuel tank and steering difficulties ... and dodgy spark plug
(I helped save b3ta! g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:19, archived)
# /*\/*\
(Penultimate Straw has been bested by the worst., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:22, archived)
# Pfft!
I actually laughed when I saw it on the news. Not sure whether I was laughing more at the idiots failing everything but setting themselves on fire or the fact that noone would really care because it's only Glasgow.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:25, archived)
# I laughed at the on-fire guy
My dad was a bit annoyed at Glasgow being attacked though.
(morner, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:29, archived)
# Yeah it's rather unexpected
I'd actually like them to hit us (hope you terrorists are reading this). Then we'd have an excuse to start replacing the shitty old buildings with something decent.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:52, archived)
# It's funny in itself that it was such an epic fail
If a terrorist ends up being laughed at he's really really fucked it up!
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:42, archived)
# I'm actually enjoying terrorist attacks
That might sound sick but at least the news is somewhat entertaining now. It's better than fucking Maddie got lost, Maddie got buried in a shallow grave etc etc. Or the 200 year old pensioner who was refused entry to bingo for wearing trainers.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:58, archived)