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# i see
is everyone on b3ta a cunt?
(diprobase, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:56, archived)
#
a/s/l?

Wanna cyber?
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:57, archived)
# Can I?
I promise I'll pretend to be Ted Maul.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:01, archived)
# It's a me-taffer
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:03, archived)
# Paul McCartney donated a hundred top hats
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:05, archived)
# he spurted them out of his top hat dispensing penis
scientifically true fact! 100%
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:09, archived)
# Next time you cross the road, Peter
Don't bother looking!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:10, archived)
# Trenta Percenta
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:11, archived)
# Hahaha!
He's my favourite

Peter, you've lost the NEWS!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:13, archived)
# I would say this-
I've been working here for 18 years, and in 1975 no-one died
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:14, archived)
#
In 1976, no-one died
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:21, archived)
#
In 1977, no-one died
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:21, archived)
#
In 1978, no-one died
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:21, archived)
#
In 1979, no-one died
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:21, archived)
#
In 1980, someone died
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:22, archived)
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In 1981, no-one died
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:23, archived)
#
In 1982 there was the incident with the pigeon
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:23, archived)
# Hahaha
Cowsick Wastrel
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:07, archived)
# Sorry
I've just shot me muck watching Elton.
I'm no longer interested and I'm probably just gonna have a kip now
:)
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:03, archived)
# Gah!
I forgot that shite was on. I take it it's as bad as I can possibly imagine?
/refuses to even check
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:07, archived)
# I put it on a few mins ago
and Gervais was on.
It was one of the most cringeworthy "performances" I've ever seen.
I actually feel dirty and ashamed for having seen it.
Where's a bunch of suicide bombers when you need em..
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:10, archived)
# Or
© a nutter on a flaming microlight
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:13, archived)
# Hahaha
now that is how they should have done it! Fuck poncey 4x4s.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:15, archived)
# They must've been prepared for that particular type of comedy terror attack
The roof's closed
:(
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:19, archived)
# the c.i.a are
currently investigating this message and will have to take appropriate action, you will be informed when you have to touch teh hams
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:23, archived)
# Damn those intelligence agents!
Quick! Move to plan B involving the kite with lazer beams!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:23, archived)
# Hahaha
Let me guess...Gervais did his "no, I won't fucking do the dance, you cunts...oh alright then" thing. As usual.
*wishes he was there hurling bottles of piss at the stage*
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:13, archived)
# ^ That's just about summed it up
As well as that awful FreeloveFreeway song from The Office
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:17, archived)
# hahaha
no i have a penis thankyou
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:00, archived)
# do you want another?
(Giggedy_Giggedy, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:01, archived)
# haha 2 penises
double barrell wanking , *sorry*

no im fine with the one

/penis talk
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:04, archived)
# you never know when another one might come in handy
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:09, archived)