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# Saw this in my town. i swear it`s real!!
click (440KB)

mod edit: sorry, that file's way to big for a jpg. try to keep still pictures around 50K thanks. And while I'm here churches have been using posters like that for years
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:52, archived)
# WOAH WHAT'S GOING ON
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:52, archived)
# its shitty photo sunday
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:54, archived)
# I am beginning to suspect you did not find these yourself
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:53, archived)
# what?
its a big pic cos i didnt resize it from my digicam.
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:54, archived)
# :D
You're almost as much of a twat as Ricky Gervais

/bbc1
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:55, archived)
# lol
well.......
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:57, archived)
# Your digital camera
takes pics in 440kb filesize?
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:56, archived)
# i see
is everyone on b3ta a cunt?
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:56, archived)
#
a/s/l?

Wanna cyber?
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:57, archived)
# Can I?
I promise I'll pretend to be Ted Maul.
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:01, archived)
# It's a me-taffer
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:03, archived)
# Paul McCartney donated a hundred top hats
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:05, archived)
# he spurted them out of his top hat dispensing penis
scientifically true fact! 100%
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:09, archived)
# Next time you cross the road, Peter
Don't bother looking!
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:10, archived)
# Trenta Percenta
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:11, archived)
# Hahaha!
He's my favourite

Peter, you've lost the NEWS!
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:13, archived)
# I would say this-
I've been working here for 18 years, and in 1975 no-one died
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:14, archived)
#
In 1976, no-one died
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:21, archived)
#
In 1977, no-one died
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:21, archived)
#
In 1978, no-one died
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:21, archived)
#
In 1979, no-one died
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:21, archived)
#
In 1980, someone died
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:22, archived)
#
In 1981, no-one died
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:23, archived)
#
In 1982 there was the incident with the pigeon
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:23, archived)
# Hahaha
Cowsick Wastrel
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:07, archived)
# Sorry
I've just shot me muck watching Elton.
I'm no longer interested and I'm probably just gonna have a kip now
:)
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:03, archived)
# Gah!
I forgot that shite was on. I take it it's as bad as I can possibly imagine?
/refuses to even check
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:07, archived)
# I put it on a few mins ago
and Gervais was on.
It was one of the most cringeworthy "performances" I've ever seen.
I actually feel dirty and ashamed for having seen it.
Where's a bunch of suicide bombers when you need em..
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:10, archived)
# Or
© a nutter on a flaming microlight
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:13, archived)
# Hahaha
now that is how they should have done it! Fuck poncey 4x4s.
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:15, archived)
# They must've been prepared for that particular type of comedy terror attack
The roof's closed
:(
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:19, archived)
# the c.i.a are
currently investigating this message and will have to take appropriate action, you will be informed when you have to touch teh hams
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:23, archived)
# Damn those intelligence agents!
Quick! Move to plan B involving the kite with lazer beams!
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:23, archived)
# Hahaha
Let me guess...Gervais did his "no, I won't fucking do the dance, you cunts...oh alright then" thing. As usual.
*wishes he was there hurling bottles of piss at the stage*
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:13, archived)
# ^ That's just about summed it up
As well as that awful FreeloveFreeway song from The Office
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:17, archived)
# hahaha
no i have a penis thankyou
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:00, archived)
# do you want another?
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:01, archived)
# haha 2 penises
double barrell wanking , *sorry*

no im fine with the one

/penis talk
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:04, archived)
# you never know when another one might come in handy
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:09, archived)
# You are not making friends here you know.
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:53, archived)
# can i?
:D
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:55, archived)
# kick it?
yes you can
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:56, archived)
#


They're now called TP (for their bunghole?)
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:55, archived)
# Wow, I've not been there in years
but then I moved away from Stroud years ago, so that makes sense.
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:20, archived)
# yay
go stroud!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 1:35, archived)
# Why
are you pushing proper work off the board with unfunny, unshopped stuff?
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:58, archived)
# The apostrophe suggests that there is more than one god.
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:53, archived)
# er no
It's in the correct place.
GODS' would suggest multiple gods but GOD'S is singular
(although I would suggest the number is still out by at least one).
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 23:21, archived)