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# Ve ask de Qvestions.
*Slap - Slap*
(waxdart hello., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:52, archived)
# There is a joke I have never had the guts to tell.
Ask someone "Have you heard the one about the Gestapo officer?"

When they say "No", slap them round the head and shout "LIAR!"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:56, archived)
# i have told that on numerous occasions
it works best if you've got gloves
so you can slap with the gloves, and it hurts less
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:57, archived)
# Leather nazi gloves?
That you take off, hold in one hand and slap into the other?

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:03, archived)
# well, any gloves will do
except maybe steel gauntlets
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:05, archived)
# Who isde whore dat bore you?
Mine moder is not a whore.

Lair! >slap
Who isde whore dat bore you?
(waxdart hello., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:58, archived)